slumberisforthefrail asked: This one time I was sitting in my room and I found a bag of marbles next to me so I inserted them into my pee hole, the next day my girlfriend came over and was giving me head, I finally reached the point of ejaculation and the marbles shot out and hit her in the face, she now has two black eyes, a busted lip and a broken nose. I am wondering should I apologise to her or pick the marbles up and put them back in my pee hole?
This makes it so much funnier because you forgot to turn anonymous on. ;)
